"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
"omg u should have come with us!!! it was so fun"
— ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust
spell your name with fictional characters
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
"[The Glee cast] is the greatest group of people I have ever met in my entire life! We all lost Cory. I didn’t think for one minute that being away from them was what I wanted. Being on the set of Glee is no more difficult than being at home and finding [Cory’s] slippers under the bed. We had a life and a job together—it goes with you everywhere you go, you can’t get away from grief. So I might as well be surrounded by the people I love and get to lean on them."
"I only have happy memories of Cory. He was not his addiction – unfortunately, it won. But that wasn’t who he was. Cory made me feel like a queen every day. From the minute he said, ‘I’m your boyfriend,’ I loved every day, and I thank him for being the best boyfriend and making me feel so beautiful."
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
looks like they were
you guys are putin way too much time into this
"Wait for someone who keeps you sane, but also drives you crazy in all the right ways."
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.